Wednesday, November 5, 2008

I've been Tagged

8 TV shows I Love to watch
1. Celebrity Sex Tapes
2. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
3. Jerry Springer Show
4. Barney and Friends
5. WWF
6. My Super Sweet Sixteen
7. Anything on BET
8. HSN

8 Thing That Happened Yesterday
1. I drifted into oncoming traffic
2. I dyed my roots (again!)
3. Didn’t clean my house
4. Let the kids play in the street
5. Smoked a stogie with my neighbor
6. Forgot where I parked my car
7. Lost my cell phone again
8. Washed one red sock in with all my white laundry

8 Places I Love to eat at
1. On the toilet
2. In bed
3. Boise Rescue Mission
4. Hooters
5. Hospital cafeteria
6. In a box, with a fox
7. In a house, with a mouse
8. Arby’s

8 Thing I am Looking Forward To
1. Menopause
2. Earning my G.E.D
3. Getting off probation
4. Finishing “Green Eggs and Ham”
5. A ménage à trois
6. Getting my braces off
7. High school reunion
8. High School Musical 3

8 things on my wish list
1. Boobs
2. Eyebrow lift
3. Nose Job
4. Butt implants
5. Calf implants
6. Otoplasty - Surgery of the Ear
7. Permanent eyeliner
8. Thigh Lift

8 people I Tag
1. Barack Hussein Obama
2. John McCain (I think he has some free time now)
3. Larry the Cable Guy
4. Hugh Hefner
5. Carrot Top
6. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
7. Larry Craig
8. Nate

7 comments:

Brittany Iverson said...

Joanie- uh, I mean heather, you are a riot! Keep 'em coming.

Joanie said...

Heather, you have definitely gone off the deep end my friend.

The Beals said...

Heather,

Im really excited about the coupons/saving blog idea. And I feel bad for posting comments on Joanies page - Im so sure she thinks im a stalker.

Your friend Tamra used to date my husband! Im sure you have all made that connection by now :) I hope this doesnt bother her that Im blog friends with you guys! I think it is so funny that both she and Gabe ended up living in Boise. Small crazy world.

The Beals said...

ps - I get emails of awesome deals almost every week. Id be happy to share them!

Ilene Heninger said...

OH MY GOSH, I am laughing my tiny little butt off!

The Beals said...

Heather, I left a comment on the KCL blog, but just in case, yeah Id love to contribute every now and then if I find an awesome deal. And for sure next time you head to Albertsons to ROB them BLIND on the motherload...I want to come!

The Beals said...

On the deodorant they were cut out of a weekly ad, but I dont know which one because my friend emily gave them to me. I will ask her!