Thursday, November 27, 2008

Thanksgiving Pictures

I just added this picture, I photoshopped out Tippy's stitches, sun on Caleb's Chin and a cold sore of someone's lip :). Let me whether Steph wants Tippy's scar or not. And my favorite part of this picture is that there are two pairs of earmuffs! Can you find them? Here's a black and white and a desaturated version, I think I like the regular full color.Heather, here's the photoshopped picture from today. I included two versions, the second I did a really quick and poor job of blurring the background. I just wanted to give you an idea of what it would look like. It will take a while to try to do a good job with the blur, so I wanted to see if you even liked the idea before I frustrated myself trying to blur just the background and not all your faces. Let me know. Thanks.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

I've been Tagged

8 TV shows I Love to watch
1. Celebrity Sex Tapes
2. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders
3. Jerry Springer Show
4. Barney and Friends
5. WWF
6. My Super Sweet Sixteen
7. Anything on BET
8. HSN

8 Thing That Happened Yesterday
1. I drifted into oncoming traffic
2. I dyed my roots (again!)
3. Didn’t clean my house
4. Let the kids play in the street
5. Smoked a stogie with my neighbor
6. Forgot where I parked my car
7. Lost my cell phone again
8. Washed one red sock in with all my white laundry

8 Places I Love to eat at
1. On the toilet
2. In bed
3. Boise Rescue Mission
4. Hooters
5. Hospital cafeteria
6. In a box, with a fox
7. In a house, with a mouse
8. Arby’s

8 Thing I am Looking Forward To
1. Menopause
2. Earning my G.E.D
3. Getting off probation
4. Finishing “Green Eggs and Ham”
5. A ménage à trois
6. Getting my braces off
7. High school reunion
8. High School Musical 3

8 things on my wish list
1. Boobs
2. Eyebrow lift
3. Nose Job
4. Butt implants
5. Calf implants
6. Otoplasty - Surgery of the Ear
7. Permanent eyeliner
8. Thigh Lift

8 people I Tag
1. Barack Hussein Obama
2. John McCain (I think he has some free time now)
3. Larry the Cable Guy
4. Hugh Hefner
5. Carrot Top
6. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
7. Larry Craig
8. Nate

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Good Life

I finally got my big lazy bum to make myself a blog. I just love blogging. I like to type about myself almost as much as I love to talk about myself.
I live in Emmett Idaho. I moved here for the Cherry Festival; it's only once a year, but it's totally worth it. I have one husband, Mr. Wheeler and two boys, Maximillian and Kyle. I love my life now, but not as much as when I lived on Ruby St. with my wonderful friend who I love and admire, Joanie. We used to spend our nights relaxing in our frigid 80 degree family room on our popcorn covered forest green carpet. I loved having only hot water and felt oh so secure with our top-of-the line window locks. As you can see in the second photo, my body is horribly misproportioned and so I am lucky to have any friends, especially good friends like Joanie. Joanie is always there to bail me out when I'm in a jam, like when I got arrested with my friends Jill and Ben. If Joanie didn't have a baby the just woke up and started crying this would be longer and funnier. But I'll stop writing for now. Hope everyone finds my blog and saves these pictures to their computer for safe keeping. Don't forget my birthday on June 15th! I'll be half way to half a century! Woo hoo.